I put up our Christmas Tree yesterday. It’s a fake. Jesse and I get into an argument about this every year. He is a Christmas Tree Purist.  Not only does he get a real tree every year, he actually goes into the woods and cuts one down.

When I was a kid, I used to trek into the woods and do the same with my mom & step-dad. I hated it!  Cold, wet, and all to get a scruffy looking tree. Then it had to be shaped, trimmed and turned a certain way so the “bad side” was against the wall. More than one Christmas we had the tree tied to a wall or worse falling over.  You haven’t lived until you’ve spent a half an hour holding up a fully decorated tree while someone tries to find something to tie it to. And don’t even get me started on the pine needles!  Everywhere – constantly falling – impossible to clean!

My tree on the other hand, looks nice every year.  I go and get it out of storage, put it up and string the lights a level at a time so it looks great. I can put it up as early as I like without worrying about it dying.  It’s nice and full top to bottom without patchy spots, and the best part is – no trekking through the snow!  Plus my girl’s cats don’t eat it.

I miss the smell of pine, but I’ll never go back.

15 Comments

  1. This blog is stupid!

  2. No YOU’RE stupid, Jesse James! LOL!

  3. you’re stupid!

  4. No… you’re stupid!

  5. Dousche

  6. Nice spelling… STOOPID! Ha ha ha.

  7. You BOTH are stupid!

  8. Now…Now…..You’re both are equally stupid……so lets play nice!

  9. You’re both stupid. And so are real trees. Real trees are messy! Jesse, you’re ruining our oxygen supply. :)

  10. Nah-ah!

  11. Why is Jesse always so mean?

  12. Jesse has nothing else to do!! ha ha lol. If you miss the pine smell try getting a candle.

  13. Much like the grinch, his heart is three sizes too small. :)

  14. I love real trees BUT this year due to circumstances out of our control we might not even get a tree, period! I’m not real happy about that but the thought of a fake tree is becoming more attractive. I just don’t like the “evergreen” from a can smell

  15. I got a real tree this year, because the every year, day after Thanksgivin’ I spend 1/2 a darn day building the freakin’ fake one! “WHERE IS THE REST OF THE BLUE ROW?” and I am color blind anyway! This year I grabbed a tree from Lowes put it in the stand, and said “All right ya’ll….get decoratin’ “…and cracked a beer!


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    [...] Posted in Simply Shotgun, family Every year I take grief from Jesse because I have a fake tree.  I blogged about it around this time last year where I detailed some of the reasons I don’t get a real tree. [...]

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